Rough House Publishing

WE'RE AN EQUAL OPPORTUNIST EXPLOITER!

Derek Pappas

Hide anything that’s not stuck to the seat, fight your sex surrogate back into the dumpster and cancel your subscription to “BEAUTIFUL WORCESTER” because America’s favorite EQUAL OPPORTUNIST EXPLOITER has finally made its way to the interwebs, … ROUGH HOUSE PUBLISHING is in the, um, …house. Heh.  You’d better up your antivirus software now because when we’re done with you,  you’ll be asking your hard drive to “Show us on the Derek Rook doll where the Rough House touched you!”  ...Ouch!